"Never marry a girl from Iceland!"

Ég fékk þennan sendan áðan frá Sigurði Sverrissyni briddsara með meiru. Ég varð að lauma honum inn, en nenni ekki að íslenska textann.

3 men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The 1st man had married a woman from Colorado & had told her that she was going to do the dishes & housecleaning. It took a couple days, but on the 3rd day he came home to a clean house & dishes washed & put away.

The 2nd man had married a woman from Nebraska. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes & the cooking. The 1st day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done & there was a huge dinner on the table.

The 3rd man had married a girl from Iceland. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed & hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the 1st day he didn't see anything, the 2nd he didn't see anything, but by the 3rd day some of the swelling had gone down & he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat & load the dishwasher!